© 1994 Steven Weyhrich
(Sung to the tune of “Wichita Lineman” by Glen Campbell)
I am a Fileman for the I’Net
And I cruise the main node
Searchin’ on the run
For another hot upload.I send them zingin’ through the wires
I upload them while online
And the Internet Fileman
Is still on the line…The last batch needs ver-i-fi-cation
Hope that Sysop’s been trained
And if that virus scan fails
It will cause no end of painAnd I need them more than want them
And I want them all for mine
And the Internet Fileman
Is still on the line…